Bucky Catch-all;

[misstrust]

(Forgive me, it was all live action Bucky all the time)

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[frostythehitman]

Lady, I am like three times your age at least. I'm not interested.

[misstrust]

[ One eyebrow raises. ]

... Are you also a demon?

[frostythehitman]

...No? I'm human.

[misstrust]

Just checking. At this point, I can't tell at a glance who's thirty and who's over a thousand.

[frostythehitman]

[ He can't help but chuckle at that. ]

Well I'm right in the middle, a very spry 95-year-old.

[misstrust]

... Ninety-five.

[ She... stares at him. ]

How?

[frostythehitman]

[ Very casually: ]

Eh, I was frozen on and off for about 50 years. You don't do a lot of aging in cryo.

[misstrust]

... And this happened multiple times?

[ On and off?? ]

[frostythehitman]

Yup. Come out for a couple weeks or months at a time, then back in the freezer for a few years.

[misstrust]

... Wh--

No, I'm sorry. That's prying.

[frostythehitman]

[ He just shrugs, because like. On the one hand yeah he would've loved to keep that info private, honestly.

But on the other hand, it's been public knowledge (and a prominent news scandal) in his own world for so long that he's kind of desensitized to having the ugly details of his life exposed. ]

[misstrust]

[ She's not going to ask further!! ]

Hopefully that won't happen again.

[frostythehitman]

Trust me, it won't. You'd need a lot of specialized equipment to pull it off.